She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
