No I am not eating basil off your cock
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize