I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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