Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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