I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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