i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
These tits shall not be calmed
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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