oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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