ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
it's like iHOP with fire
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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