i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
True strength comes from lack of pants
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
