this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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