he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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