So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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