Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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