'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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