he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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