I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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