she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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