I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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