This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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