I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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