Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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