It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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