it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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We have started to decorate penises.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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