he shaved USA in his pubs
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My vagina is very pro this idea
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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