Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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