So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I think i got beer on your cat.
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