This girl is more easily done than said...
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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