I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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