R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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