Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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