No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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