Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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