Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
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going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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