question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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