Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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