who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
