That's intense
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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