i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
