So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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