I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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