'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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