Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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