this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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