After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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