he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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