Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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