God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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