Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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