i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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