I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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