Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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