Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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