I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
3 2 1 whiskey
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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