"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
