I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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