if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(