that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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