I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We left an ass print on the piano.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
40s are totally the cure
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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