Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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