Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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